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LET'S DRINK SOME HUMOUR JUICE!

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This life is too simple to complicate matters.

You have issues with someone? Work it out.

Its not working out? Just move on my friend.

I had a friend laidat, she can borrow things for Africa (lol). One day she borrowed a very little amount from me. I kept asking for refund weeks and months after. Babe was adamant. Later she changed to being aggressive. On top my money? Chai! Ayaf suffered.
So one day, I went to her shop. Took goods that were worth almost the money she borrowed. Told her I'll transfer her money through e-banking. Me that's know I'll not do anything of such.
Some hours later, babe started calling and texting.
'Seun, I've not receive alert o'

'Ha, its the network fa' I kept posting and posting her.

That was how she reported me to another friend days later. I just told that one to tell her she should 'use the money she's owing me to do it'

Babe vex block me o, on whatsapp, Facebook and instagram. She even refused to hi me at church.
What's my consignment?
Infact she's still owing me some change, she better don't lemme vex for her.

Seeing her in church dey always increase the tempo of my dances o....yeye sombori.

I've let go of her mbok.
Let her go her way lemme sef go my own way.

World shidren!!

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